This is the funniest email I have ever received from a professor
also most considerate
Reblogged from fwizard
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this is what happens when you make a horror movie with an all gay cast
“my wig!!!”
HER WIG…UH”
are they screaming my wig like the my leg guy from spongebob
came up with a new pointless kink identity. it’s called friend dom. it’s when you have to come up with every activity for hangout sessions cuz your friend is too indecisive or laid back and never decides on what they wanna do
when my dad moved away from home he needed a place to live, so he went to look at this one potential apartment. the only questions the landlady asked him were where he was born and when. when my dad told him, the landlady pulled out this huuuge astrology chart book. she looked at it for a long time in silence and finally said, “acceptable”
this is funny and awful at the same time